{"product_id":"engraved-retro-cyberpunk-woman-wooden-cutting-board-eat-the-rich","title":"Engraved Retro Cyberpunk Woman Wooden Cutting Board – “Eat the Rich”","description":"\u003ctable id=\"size-guide\" style=\"min-width:360px;\"\u003e\n            \u003cthead\u003e\n                \u003ctr\u003e\n                    \u003cth style=\"padding:10px;\"\u003e\u003c\/th\u003e\n                    \u003cth style=\"color:#000000;font-weight:500;text-align:left;font-size:15px;padding:10px;\"\u003ePaddle \/ 13.5\" x 7\"\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"color:#000000;font-weight:500;text-align:left;font-size:15px;padding:10px;\"\u003eRectangle \/ 9\" x 6\"\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"color:#000000;font-weight:500;text-align:left;font-size:15px;padding:10px;\"\u003eRectangle with drip ring \/ 9\" x 6\"\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"color:#000000;font-weight:500;text-align:left;font-size:15px;padding:10px;\"\u003ePaddle with drip ring \/ 13.5\" x 7\"\u003c\/th\u003e\n                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           7.00 \n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                                        \n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            6.00 \n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                                        \n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            6.00 \n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                                        \n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            7.00 \n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                                        \n                    \u003c\/tr\u003e\n               \n                    \u003ctr\u003e\n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            Thickness, in\n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                        \n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            0.75 \n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                                        \n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            0.50 \n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                                        \n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            0.37 \n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                                        \n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            0.50 \n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                                        \n                    \u003c\/tr\u003e\n               \n            \u003c\/tbody\u003e\n        \u003c\/table\u003e\n        This engraved wooden cutting board brings a touch of cinematic, retro-noir style to your kitchen. Smooth walnut or maple is laser-etched with a stylized portrait and subtle urban details, creating a piece that feels like a still from a neon-lit soundtrack. It’s sturdy enough for casual prep and elegant enough to be set out during small gatherings—place it on the counter, serve cheeses, or let it lean against the backsplash as a decorative accent. The warm wood grain and deep engraving develop character over time, marrying utility with art for someone who loves mood, story, and tactile craftsmanship.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- Premium walnut or maple hardwood with visible grain\u003cbr\u003e- Laser engraving adds lasting, detailed artwork\u003cbr\u003e- Two shape options: rectangular with handle cutout or paddle style\u003cbr\u003e- Made in USA\u003cbr\u003e- Hand wash only; not dishwasher safe\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Hand wash\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eEU representative\u003c\/strong\u003e: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eProduct information\u003c\/strong\u003e: JDS Industries, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999\/44\/EC\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWarnings, Hazard\u003c\/strong\u003e: Blank product sourced from the USA.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCare instructions\u003c\/strong\u003e: Hand wash\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Paddle \/ 13.5\" x 7\" \/ Maple","offer_id":51980746424600,"sku":"21206879186021271175","price":47.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Paddle \/ 13.5\" x 7\" \/ Walnut","offer_id":51980746457368,"sku":"10256906525560558105","price":47.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Paddle with drip ring \/ 13.5\" x 7\" \/ Maple","offer_id":51980746490136,"sku":"45395373132961444881","price":47.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Paddle with drip ring \/ 13.5\" x 7\" \/ Walnut","offer_id":51980746522904,"sku":"25840724184771262817","price":47.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Rectangle \/ 9\" x 6\" \/ Maple","offer_id":51980746555672,"sku":"88621541162619932264","price":47.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Rectangle \/ 9\" x 6\" \/ Walnut","offer_id":51980746588440,"sku":"19040679731275553339","price":47.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Rectangle with drip ring \/ 9\" x 6\" \/ Maple","offer_id":51980746621208,"sku":"22807834465636464969","price":47.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Rectangle with drip ring \/ 9\" x 6\" \/ Walnut","offer_id":51980746653976,"sku":"70594800928233531321","price":47.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0978\/8089\/9864\/files\/15418131692799065260_2048_custom.jpg?v=1778203013","url":"https:\/\/hatmanshadow-creations.myshopify.com\/products\/engraved-retro-cyberpunk-woman-wooden-cutting-board-eat-the-rich","provider":"HATMANSHADOW CREATIONS","version":"1.0","type":"link"}