Engraved Retro Cyberpunk Woman Wooden Cutting Board – “Eat the Rich”
Paddle / 13.5" x 7" / Maple
$47.99
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This engraved wooden cutting board brings a touch of cinematic, retro-noir style to your kitchen. Smooth walnut or maple is laser-etched with a stylized portrait and subtle urban details, creating a piece that feels like a still from a neon-lit soundtrack. It’s sturdy enough for casual prep and elegant enough to be set out during small gatherings—place it on the counter, serve cheeses, or let it lean against the backsplash as a decorative accent. The warm wood grain and deep engraving develop character over time, marrying utility with art for someone who loves mood, story, and tactile craftsmanship.
Product features
- Premium walnut or maple hardwood with visible grain
- Laser engraving adds lasting, detailed artwork
- Two shape options: rectangular with handle cutout or paddle style
- Made in USA
- Hand wash only; not dishwasher safe
Care instructions
- Hand wash
| Paddle / 13.5" x 7" | Rectangle / 9" x 6" | Rectangle with drip ring / 9" x 6" | Paddle with drip ring / 13.5" x 7" | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Length, in | 13.50 | 9.00 | 9.00 | 13.50 |
| Width, in | 7.00 | 6.00 | 6.00 | 7.00 |
| Thickness, in | 0.75 | 0.50 | 0.37 | 0.50 |
Product features
- Premium walnut or maple hardwood with visible grain
- Laser engraving adds lasting, detailed artwork
- Two shape options: rectangular with handle cutout or paddle style
- Made in USA
- Hand wash only; not dishwasher safe
Care instructions
- Hand wash
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: JDS Industries, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: Blank product sourced from the USA.
Care instructions: Hand wash